seriously. is every celeb-couple getting divorced in the first few days of the 012 ??!
just in, the KATY PERRY the ZOOEY DESCHANEL has filed for divorce from the BEN GIBBARD.
and wot makes for a bit of jolz in this indie sadness stitch is that the she-singer’s lawyer attached the ZOOEY expenses when filing for divorce from the DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE’s he-singer. and of course those dets have leaked ..
- Zooey makes an average of $95,000 a month
- Her expenses average $22,550 a month
- She has 3 credit cards … AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a 0 balance.
- She has $1,578,000 in the bank
- Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc.
- Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300
- Monthly expenditures; $1,000 on groceries and household supplies, $500 eating out, $800 on utilities, $300 for her various phones and email accounts, $600 in laundry and cleaning, $2,000 for clothes, donates $1,500 a month to charity.
underwhelming numbers tbh.
maybz now the GIBBARD will have inspiration to bring back the POSTAL SERVICE. and perhaps the ZOOEY can get it on with the JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT.



































































