The MTV VMAs have become so dry and disinneresting so rather than bore you with YouTube clips of performances and un_emotional acceptance speeches I thought I’d give you some 2.5 loving via a selection of some of the best gifs ‘highlighting’ the awards ceremony.

First up you get the TAYLOR SWIFT crowd-surfing ..

the ALICIA KEYS weren’t having any of that so opts for some back-flip post-Olympics inspired action ..

the NICKI MINAJ wears her daily Halloween attire, annoyingly she does not get electrocuted ..

the ONE DIRECTION win an award, as voted by lil girls, 40% of them have non-approved new weaves ..

60% of the WANTED and fine with that and put their hands together ..

the PINK proves she can play an instrument ..

and blow at the same time ..

the KATY PERRY goes in for some pussy-patting ..

the RIHANNA is not having any of that and brushes her shoulder whilst walking away ..

the TAYLOR SWIFT shows her really how the strutting is done ..

the SPICE GIRLS are not invited ..

the LIL WAYNE is about to get on top ..

the DRAKE is most pleased with his new teeth ..

the TAYLOR SWIFT shows off her new weave ..

the show’s getting tiresome ..

YES indeed (ps we’re expecting our first child) ..

fade out ..

that is all.