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I know it snapped at the wrong moment but Madonna looks high as fuck in this picture next to Beyonce, at her MDNA partay in NYC earlier this week.

Btw I still can’t decide if I love or hate that blonde weave.

Whatever happened to Beyonce being bootylicious??!

Roberto Cavalli thought otherwise when he designed a gown for her world tour.

Today I finally got around to watching Dreamgirls whist Beyoncé shared an intimate snap of her snuggling with Blue Ivy on a tropical vacation.

Tbf that child probably wears pampers worth more than me.

Well it’s me in bed post a jolz long day, newest episode of Nurse Jackie and Beyonce’s latest leakage by the name of Rise Up which sounds like some shit they’d play in the latter episodes of Charmed back in the late 90s.

Rise up Lotus, aka Xtinaguilera’s flop of a long_one.

To be continued. Next week. When they cancel her album and start from scratch.

Twenty-four shades coming at you via Beyonce and Loreal’s latest advert featuring the she-popper and her her island tinged cut Standing On The Sun which is also the soundtrack to her H&M campaign.

Beyonce performs Chime For Change and doesn’t get her pussy out like JLoz didn’t on Britain’s Got Talent earlier this week.

Does BIC mean Bitch In Charge?

That’s silly and inappropriate.

It would need to be HBIC, Head Bitch In Charge right?!

…oh it’s her initials.

Beyonce shares a new photo of her daughter, from behind.

The Destiny’s Child reunion on Kelly Rowland’s forthcoming album has leaked, and it sounds not unlike that Girls gene.

Play You Changed below whilst I head into a Monday meeting and hide my re-union sadness with a why is it back to winter in London sadness face.

Whilst performing in Copenhagen town last night, Beyonce got her ass slapped by a fan whilst the she-popper was performing Irreplaceable.

Check the footage below, that Bey handles it ever so calmly.

Whenever something similar happens to me when I’m out at a bar or whatever, I freeze up.

Beyonce further delays a new album, announces a new clothing range for fashion website Rent the Runway that would mean fans could borrow pieces from her collection for a fraction of the price than if they were to buy them.

Anyone know whatever happened to House Of Dereon?

Beyonce on the cover of Ms. Magazine causes controversy.

Sadly though even her controversies are boring me these days.

Need some proper a-level new beats.

Need her to perform I Was Here on some telly to make up for the lackness on the Ms. Carter Show.

Beyonce posts a video about her Grown Woman premier, post watching the footage below I’m still none the wiser regarding a date.

Would also like to know how Pepsi feel about spending $50 million and all she’s delivered is a commercial.

It’s all making me wanna listening to The National’s latest LP as I strut to work shortly.

Mrs Carter, known to some as Beyonce, has unleashed a video diary about her latest tour and tonsillitis. Cause the two are connected.

And cause conspiracy theorists will say she filmed this post the cancelled concert.

Beyonce’s Timbaland produced, Pepsi-only crafted toon Grown Woman has leaked in full, full of drums intertwining with gasping claps and Bey and Tim’s vocals scatting about.

The crowd noises throw me off, the rest got me staying on the dancefloor.

Love this. Etc.

Solange and Blue Ivy are gonna be bigger sisters, as Beyonce has confirmed she’s expecting another baby.

Congrats to the happy family.

Next week we find out what LaTavia’s carrying ..

Our post racial world alert.

The BEYONCE‘s H&M bikini adverts are censored by the New Yorkers.

Which reminds as to how intriguing I find the rise in re-acceptance of modesty in relation to sexiness & feminism.

Snippet of the DREAM‘s forthcoming TURNT mp3 featuring the BEYONCE‘s has surfaced, and pumpum tun up, it’s maje maze although it’s not quite the she-popper’s toon so keep that pussypatting weave on.

Telly advert for the new EPIC film surfaced and she features 24 sex of the BEYONCE‘s new mp3 RISE UP, the SIA co-written toon.

She’s pregnant !

The BEYONCE is pregnant !

There’s no other reason why she’s all ‘fuck you’ to working on her next album and is unleashing RISE UP, co-written with the SIA, for the EPIC soundtrack.

Happy one week since I was in the same room as the BEYONCE day to me !

Still gutted she didn’t perform this best gem off 4 ..