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When will your faves never forger their chav ways ??

The CHERYL (NO COLE) unleashed her new tat to the world at the GIRLS ALOUD re-union tour in Newcastle town yesterday eve.

Sadly it ain’t a stick-on, like those wall decals.

GHETTO BABY is the LANA DEL REY penned mp3 right ?!

Here’s the CHERYL (NO COLE)‘s music video, attempting to werq that choreography but shaming England one more step at a time.

Interrupting the SCHERZINGER’s Xmas drinks for her thoughts ..

Speaking of the XF, the CHERYL (NO COLE) is suing the American edition for $2.3 million even though she got fired.

Oopa.

The she-popper says she signed a VERY lucrative deal to be a judge on “X Factor” back in 2011, and even though producers fired her ass before Season 1 ever got off the ground, she wants her money.

More than $2 MILLION.

Read more than here.

When she’s done with that legal case, she should sue her weave-dresser next.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) lets her weave down and puts on her best ‘hugging’ best dress for a no guys allowed night out.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) shows us how she got her weave that tight and proves how tiny that brain of hers is, via the behind the scenes footage from her Glamour magazine cover shot.

Yawning lolz at wot the she-popper claims is her biggest achievement of the 012.

The clocks have changed in UK town, before you know it you’ll be welcoming in the 013 and burning the CHERYL (NO COLE) calendar to keep warm.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) leaves those other girls behind and keeps it tight in her weave, on the cover of Glamour magazine.

Oh. Dear. Official.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) performs CALL MY NAME for Stand Up To Cancer, someone forgot to turn up her ‘backing’ track, vocals are an absolute disaster.

Oh dear official.

The CHERYL (NO COLE)‘s UK ‘live’ tour kicked off in Belfast town last night, I’m cruising YouTube this AM, and personal highlight thus far is her reprise of CALL MY NAME.

For those claiming her vox were live, have a lil lolocaust mo at this footage below when she hands the mic away and the CHERYL (NO COLE) on the track continues singing.

The CHERYL (NO COLE)‘s social media team have been creative peeps getting fans to submit jpegs for the lyric video of her new single, SCREW YOU. Yep.

This is exactly like nothing the GIRLS ALOUD new single sounds like.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) was jpeged prepping for her concert in Denmark town.

Perhaps an umbrella is involved, now that she’s mastered the art of walking, dancing, lip-syncing, and generally doing a sped up rendition of the BRITNEY.

If you spent your Saturday eve at home you may have caught the CHERYL (NO COLE) performing UNDER THE SUN on Jools Holland.

If you missed it then you may have missed some really good pre-recorded live vocals.

Do you think the CHERYL (NO COLE) goes for a certain type of man ?

She-popper was jpeged in a black and pink bold striped top with a black leather skirt and heels, leaving a restaurant in nodnoL town yesterday eve, with a he leading the way.

All she wanted to do first was pop for a quicky into the toilets, he said NO !

The CHERYL (NO COLE) spreads her load for the latest issue of ES magazine, the WILL.I.AM was on St John Wood’s site to shoot his load and get in on two jpegs.

As the GIRLS ALOUD tease their new single, I JUST WANNA DANCE, the CHERYL (NO COLE) and her slinged up arm were jpeged in nodnoL town earlier today.

Gif created by I just before I head to the ICA for the BOWIE fest.

Joy.

Looky here, the CHERYL (NO COLE) is under the influence of retro in her new video, UNDER THE SUN, and I’m a fan of her yellow AP bra. That’s the most I have to contribute to this post.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) HQs have shemaled me a selection of jpegs from the she-popper’s forthcoming video UNDER THE SUN. Whereas I’m not a fan of the mp3 I am a lover of a first thang in the AM gif, espesh when one layer is of two males topless, sadly though minus their chest hairs. They should hang with the PIXIE LOTT for some hairspiration.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) has a lil lay-down post UV partaying to strike a pose for her new single, UNDER THE SUN.

Photoshop stroke a lil too hard on her face, she almost has a case of the KIMBERLEY WALSH don chu think.

The CHERYL (NO COLE)‘s next single is the wannashe poolside jam ..

UNDER THE SUN

.. just cause she hot and sunny and lovely and humid in nodnoL town today.

And I saw this post as an opportunity to share a gif of the LANA DEL REY, via her NATIONAL ANTHEM video.

That is all.

Just taking a break from homo chores whilst the CHERYL (NO COLE) is jpeged in Berlin town, taking a lil break from he UK promo runs.