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OMG she popped.

Once upon a time she-popper, the JESSICA SIMPSON, has popped out a baby.

Girl.

Ooh nah nah, wots its name ?

MAXWELL DREW JOHNSON.

Congrats etc but was the J-SIMP set for a boy as this ain’t sounding like a she’s name to me.

Proudly brought to you by the DEMI MOORE HQ, the JESSICA SIMPSON poses pregnant on the cover of ELLE magazine.

Put. Tit. Away.

we do big hair well.

as does the JESSICA SIMPSON via the latest issue of NEW YORK magazine.

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#ohdearofficial

the JESSICA SIMPSON‘s chins and hips ain’t telling lies.

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despite all the heavy promotions, the JESSICA SIMPSON x-ma$ long_one don’t seem to have done v well in her first week of sales.

the HAPPY CHRISTMAS long_one didn’t even make the top 100, she scraped in at #123 with sales of just 10,000 on last week’s Billboard chart.

some may even call tit a flop ..

! head up high me dear !

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the JESSICA SIMPSON is off the market as the part-time she-popper became engaged to the ERIC JOHNSON earlier this week.

congrats to her / him / them !

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we refuse to listen to any x-ma$ new choons till at least after our bgay (which is this Saturday btw).

and btw the JESSICA SIMPSON got a xma$ mp3 on the way, she’s called MY ONLY WISH and you can hear her below.

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the JENNIFER LOPEZ, the JESSICA SIMPSON, the P DIDDY and a few non musical celebs star in the behind-the-scenes magic at Macy’s advert.

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part-time she-popper the JESSICA SIMPSON coverstars the latest LUCKY magazine.

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we’ve got a first sneak peak footage of part-time she-popper the JESSICA SIMPSON doing her do in the latest season of ENTOURAGE.

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LQ jpeg of the JESSICA SIMSON coverstarring the latest IN STYLE.

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semi-lolocaust trailer for the JESSICA SIMPSON‘s new reality show.

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via QUEER to view more jpegs of part-time she-popper the JESSICA SIMPSON on the ENTOURAGE set.

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has-been she-popper the JESSICA SIMPSON is set to play herself in a forthcomings episode of ENTOURAGE.

apparently the SIMPSON will be caught between the ARI and another agent trying to steal her.

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the JESSICA SIMPSON LOSES IT! according to NW magazine.

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as reported earlier this AM the JESSICA SIMPSON is make-up free on the cover of the latest MARIE CLAIRE.

I don’t have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.

this PM the jpegs have surfaced – do you <3 her natural booty ?

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the JESSICA SIMPSON is ready set to bare it all and will pose naked, without any air-brushing nor make-up, on the cover of next month’s Marie Claire.

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part-time chubby she-popper the JESSICA SIMPSON cover-stars on the latest ELLE magazine.

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once upon a 1999 the JESSICA SIMPSON were a wannabe she-popper. today she debuts her new luggage line.

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