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Lady Gaga took some time out from hiding and being irrelevant to be a bridesmaid to high school friend’s wedding.

You can view more jpegs here whilst I get ready for work.

Lady Gaga has been at it this week, with post-hip-surgery appearances including the Versus Versace event, rocking up in shoes that are bound to break one’s hips.

Her life has just basically become the video for PAPARAZZI.

The LADY GAGA and her blonde new weave step out into LA’s party scene.

Next week jpegs will surface of the she-popper popping over to the BEY’s house to learn a lesson as to how to apply makeup that makes ones face whiter.

On the mend from whichever mysterious illness the LADY GAGA‘s blonde weave got of late, the she-popper was jpeged in Malibu town over the weekend.

Bet we get another two new albums from the RIHANNA before the GAGA and the BEY unleash theirs.

With the decade only being three years in, the LADY GAGA has made it to the final stages to be Time’s most influential people of the decade.

The she-popper is up against 21 years Burma’s legendary freedom fighter Aung San Suu Kyi and you can vote.

Laters. I’m off to laugh now.

The LADY GAGA may be illing but the real official reason the Born This Way Tour Ball got the cancel button was cause Live Nation pulled the plug.

It wasn’t that ticket sales were disastrous, but they weren’t good enough to justify the huge production cost. I truly believe Lady Gaga is making her ‘injury’ out to be a lot worse than it is. This is definitely a cover-up.

Hopefully next week she’ll leak a new mp3 of hers to recoup for the last 730 days.

This won’t even get an Oscar nod.

The LADY GAGA screams and shouts at the 2:05 mark from pain whilst performing live on that last hanging leg of the Ball This Way Tour Ball.

I cringed.

If you wanna know wot it’s like to manage the LADY GAGA then pick up a copy of the latest issue of V magazine to get an update from her manager, Troy Carter.

There’s going to be a lot of bad smelling people walking around !

The LADY GAGA‘s FAME the fragrance had officially sold 30 million bottles and is the 8th most successful brand for the year.

Via the she-popper’s digital mouth.

Oops.

The LADY GAGA has lost 176,029,152 VEVO views as YouTube slashed 176 million views from the she-popper’s VEVO channel this week.

The move comes exactly one month after the video-sharing site, owned by Google, stripped the cumulative view counts of channels belonging to Universal Music Group (UMG), Sony/BMG, and RCA Records by more than 2 billion views.

Get the full stats here you fools.

Amazon. 99 cents. Etc.

The LADY GAGA wears a Burqa backstage at the Born This Way Tour Ball, her weave looks at its best and all I can think of is ..

Of course there is.

The GAGA has confirmed there’s a track called BURQA on her forthcoming ARTPOP long_one.

Are you offended on Muslim women’s behalf despite not having heard the mp3 yet ?

Me. I ain’t here for another white western woman’s view on BURQAS.

Oops.

The LADY GAGA ain’t filling those stadiums no more.

Latest jpeg and avi evidence got the she-popper performing to a half-seated room in Moscow town.

The LADY GAGA pours glitter glue on a comb to brush her weave with just before she meets her fans in Moscow town.

Bless her soul for not looking one bit of a cold.

Does anyone else notice that those chains on her chest are shaped like a penis looking down ?

The Monsters have gone a Little steps too far and broken into the GAGA‘s home, she-popper is less mad, more encouraging than ever.

#MONSTERFACT when gaga is asleep try to break into the garage, sing loud as possible, + ring the doorbell repeatedly #happeningnow #badkids,” Gaga tweeted on Nov. 23.

Thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked)- stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage #why #iloveu. I should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap.

Registering the tag, celebs murdered by fans.

Oh weave official !

The GAGA got some new dreadz.

Oh dear official !

It looks like a bunch of rat tails have started popping outta that weave.

A mess official !

She looks like a Pakistani porno star ..

A male one !

PS don’t forget to also take note of those terrible eyebrowz, thnx.

The LADY GAGA‘s a working girl again with the Terry Richardson, latest visual for CAKE looks like the beginning of one of those amateur college porn movies.

Mop you all across the floor, snatch your fucking weave off bitch, the GAGA performs CAKE LIKE LADY GAGA in Rio de Janeiro town to an half-full room.

The LADY GAGA‘s tix at Cantagalo town aren’t selling very well so the she-popper let the summer breeze blow some tix outta her hands and into her Lil Monsters’ palms.

Have a field day with this, jpeg is not the real shiz fyi.

Emulating the MADGE once again alert.

The LADY GAGA, and the worse thang I’ve ever seen her scrag ass wear tbqf, stop by Cantagalo town to hang with the yoof. When the papz look away the she-popper tries to take one.

Oopa.