Such a hot ass Ashlee Simpson mess going down around the three minute mark of Mariah Carey”s American Idol medley performance.
The MARIAH CAREY‘s new video BEAUTIFUL has arrived, features the MIGUEL, feels like the credits should go the other way around considering the she-popper’s vox don’t kick in until 90 sex into the mp3.
I want the MARIAH CAREY of the 90s back, the one I loved for her vox and not for the shade-throwing.
Her new BEAUTIFUL single featuring the MIGUEL arrived earlier today and only now have me ears got around to hearing.
It’s slaying above the 2012 release, but it’s still not the CAREY I heart.
Kudos to the relevant and cute jpeg btw.
The MARIAH CAREY was so impressed by an American Idol contestant that she glitter bombed them.
Still though, doesn’t make me wanna watch the show.
Back home from a few, the MARIAH CAREY‘s tears in hew new video ALMOST HOME, disco nap, and then back out.
The MARIAH CAREY and I are currently both in Melbourne town.
Rocking along some serious tanning.
In our onesie.
Sadly we didn’t get to hang out together.
Obvs not difficult, but her voice in Sydney town last night was better than it’s been in years.
The MARIAH CAREY brought out her 90s vox to perform a medley that includes CAN’T LET GO and LOVE TAKES TIME.
How can one focus on sex when the MARIAH CAREY‘s beats are coming in your ears ??
The CAREY‘s husband was on the radio yesterday where he revealed his lovemaking music of choice to the world ..
Of course, it’s the MARIAH‘s mp3s.
And sometimes he even goes solo with them, as in when the she-singer ain’t avail to let him do her, he masturbates to her toons.
Check out the audio.
And stay tuned, as this eve I’m getting laid, and I shall be updating with wot mp3s will soundtrack the session. May even make a playlist now, put it on shuffle, and see wot comes in me ears.
Check out this all star footage that includes the MARIAH CAREY, the ROOTS and the JIMMY FALLON getting festive on us right now.
Just so you know, I’ve gone from hating the FALLON, to tolerating him, to now abso-love-wanking over him.
Best thang about anything related to the MARIAH CAREY these days are the infinite fagulous gif opportunities avail.
Check the she-popper performing ‘her’ new single, TRIUMPHANT, at the Superbowl, a song which is so irrelevant to the CAREY‘s back catalogue that technically she should be listed as a featuring vocalist.
Anyways. Wot it really comes down to is that I haven’t even bothered adding this mp3 to me iPod. That is all.
The KELLY CLARKSON reminds us that attempting to pull off a cover of the MARIAH CAREY will always be a close to imposs challenge and will results in semi-temp-hatred from most peeps with eyes an ears.
In Canadigua town the she-popper took to the mic to do that ALWAYS BE MY BABY mp3, and I ain’t gonna cry y’all as occasionally it’s important that we’re reminded that the CLARKSON is only human and will dish out performances that resemble high-quality karaoke numbers.
So basically all she does is whisper now ?!
Am generally a fan of the MARIAH CAREY but everything about her new single, TRIUMFLOP, and its new video repulse me.
Apart from a coupla gifs I’m currently creating.
Tossing between popper, actress, and American Idol judge, the MARIAH CAREY was jpeged on the set of ‘The Butler’ in New Orleans town yesterday.
Gif created by I whilst listening to the RACEY HORN’s x-ma$ covers long_one.
Double snatch alert !
Back in the 003 the MARIAH CAREY was asked bout her thoughts on the JENNY LOPEZ to which the she-popper replied with the legendary to this date shade ..
I don’t know her.
Now, nine years laters, the JLOZ was asked wot she thought about the MIMI’s new role on American Idol to which she replied with
I don’t know her ..
personality that well. I think she’ll enjoy it, is what I can say. I did.
To be continued (in nine years).
Just got homo post a work jolz eve out and not only were new albums from the BETH ORTON and the TOY awaiting me but the MARIAH CAREY‘s new single, TRIUMPHANT, was digitally awaiting me ears.
And hello to a 30 sex preview of the MARIAH CAREY‘s new single, TRIUMPHANT.
Which is every bit as dated and predictable as I expected it to be.
Which is exactly wot the CAREY is a gene at doing.
You can so tell she was about to belt her ass off at the end there.
To be continued.
With her TRIUMPHANT mp3 set to come in our ears in t-minus two days, the MARIAH CAREY has made some lyrics available for your eyes.
Is she singing about a ‘mountain tap’ or a ‘mountain top’ on this new single ?!?
Respect to her for still using that Law & Order like font from since her early 90s days.
Announce that you’re making a comeback, five days later reveal the artwork, and now we just have to await two 48 more hours until we hear the mp3. Love how this she-popper works it.
Here’s hoping the mp3 is just as impressive.
To be continued.
Keeping it tacky and as simple as her debut jpegs, the MARIAH CAREY strikes that Grindr pose better than all those gays for the artwork of her new single, TRIUMPHANT.
Photoshop saves lives and the MARIAH CAREY has been watching far too many episodes of America’s Next Top Module.
First official American Idol jpeg of the she-popper and her sparkly dress have emerged, that $18 million pay-check was nowhere to be seen.
Wow that shit’s deep !!
The MARIAH CAREY is the proud owner of the cameltoe of all cameltoes !!
Tears. To. My. Eyes.
Does the MARIAH ever wear a dress that fits her fine ? If it ain’t too big in some areas then it’s too tight in others.
The CAREY and the CANNON wanted a reason to parttay in Paris town so they decided to renew their vows on their fourth wedding anniversary.
Guest places were limited, dem babies didn’t make the final cut.
And before you start a-hating, they do this every year, so no, divorce ain’t imminent.
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