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Oh dear official.

Looks like Tulisa got the concept of “Share Coke with friends” misconstrued.

Sadly the TULISA‘s face doesn’t get a full cover-up, on the cover of Sheer magazine.

#OHDEAROFFICIAL

Post that XF performance which I ain’t watched, the TULISA‘s debut album, THE FEMALE BOSS, has entered the UK mid-week album charts at #22.

To be continued (via Sunday).

The TULISA‘s solo debut long_one, THE FEMALE BOSS, has leaked.

D.O.B : December 3, 2012
Label : Island
Tracklist : 1. Intro 2. Young 3. Live It Up (ft. Tyga) 4. Damn 5. British Swag (ft. Nines) 6. Live Your Life 7. Visa (ft. Wiley) 8. Foreigner 9. Skeletons 10. I’m Ready 11. Steal My Breath Away 12. Kill Me Tonight 13. Counterfeit 14. Habit 15. Sight Of You 16. Outro
via : Rapidgator, Torrents

Watching the TULISA‘s new video, SIGHT OF YOU, first thing Monday AM is not a jolz way to start the day.

Shame on YOU for still watching XF and giving this popper a platform to remain ‘relevant’.

That weave !

It’s like someone spray painted her hair black on MS Paint !

The TULISA reveals the artwork for her debut long_one, THE FEMALE BOSS.

Coming to an Amazon clearance bin early next year.

That weave could not be any worse and that voice needs some serious training, the TULISA took to the Live Lounge earlier today to perform new mp3, SKELETONS.

X Factory. Sex tape. Teen icon. Mononym. That. Blonde. Weave.

That jukebox tv show returns next Saturday so the TULISA kicks off the promo runs by covering today’s issue of The Times.

And opens up her legs to talk about all matters of concern including how bad she is at giving blow-jobs.

See sex-tape.

The TULISA debuts her dancehall unlike new single, LIVE IT UP, which is a far cry from her electronic-fueled charting mp3, YOUNG, I still though can’t decide which has a stronger smell of shiteness.

The mp3 was performed at Radio City Live over the weekend, and if you toon into the radio some time this AM you’ll get to hear her in HQ with he-rapper the TYGA on co-vox.

Anyone know if this she-popper was high on love when she took to the stage in her jean-shorts wedging up her number two ? Get some moves, a stylist, and a new job plz me dear.

The UK album and singles top spots are occupied by two (semi) Greeks so I should be proud, but when both poppers lack any attractive qualities, no tears of pride are shared by I.

Check the TULISA‘s disastrous performance of her solo #1 single, YOUNG, on Brits Got Talent.

This Greek does not.

The TULISA is crowned FHM’s sexiest woman, covers their latest issue and I’ve just had my homosexuality re-confirmed.

The CHERYL (NO COLE) scores second place, the RIRI in at number three, the K PERRY comes sixth ..

The TULISA, on the Radio One Live Lounge earlier today, covering TITANIUM.

Awful.

There’s no other way around that.

Simply awful.

Artwork for the TULISA‘s solo debut single, YOUNG, blows.

That is all.

Oh isn’t she a coincidence that at the end of the TULISA‘s highly publicised tough week, the she-popper releases a video for her debut solo single, YOUNG.

The TULISA‘s solo debut single, WE ARE YOUNG, has leaked and it sounds exactly like a WE FOUND LOVE wanna-she, via the occasional KE$HA influence.

So bad.

And not in a good to be bad way.

Shockings.

Obviously will do well in the UK charts.

Shiteous.

the TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS is planning to unleash her first autobiography, at the age of 23, as you do.

the N-DUBZ she singer is ready set to being penning the book in January so that the release will coincide with the start of the next X-FACTORy series.

and i’d be up for reading this as it’s quite creepy how similar our lives once were, minus the drugs and eating disorder, no qualifications, add a few years onto me age, we both have Greek backgrounds etc et c.

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the TULISA has done a lil interview with GLAMOUR magazine and scored the cover of their January 2012 issue, on stands this Thursday December 8.

yawn. and she will never not look cheap. sayin’etc.

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this is not a CHERYL COLE post alert !

incapable of changing her facial expression, the TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS launches her new perfume at The Perfume Shop in nodnoL town.

do you know wot her pre x factor persona was btw ? and no she ain’t holding a dildo.

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and the TULISA covers the October 2011 issue of COMPANY magazine. and apparently she’s going to shake up the X-FACTORy this year. and we’ve still not watched an episode.

and issue hits stands September 10.

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the TULISA is in at the deep end via the new issue of FABULOUS magazine.

and we’re gonna try missing out on X-FACTORy this year so we can have a social life on Saturday eves. to be continued.

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